Monday, July 27, 2015

Mother of the Year Award #2

An ongoing series which explores and exemplifies achievements in parenting.

Today's award goes to this new-to-the-market product, which I just can't wait to use.

Unfortunately the number on the screen doesn't work and I *super* urgently need a case, so if anyone from the company below wants to sponsor this post and hook me up?


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Internal Struggles

If they are supposed to be for kids, then why do they sell them in adult sizes?


My Little Pony Women's Pyjamas from The Warehouse


Monday, June 8, 2015

Breakfast of champions

I googled to check, but puffed corn cereal is definitely a thing. So I *did* have cereal for breakfast.


Also my popcorn bowl looks like popcorn. What's your super power?

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Mother of the Year Award #1

This is a series in which I present my case for the Mother of the Year.


Me: Why didn't you eat your sandwich?
Child: Um, it was too plain...

You see, I carefully made, cut and packed sandwiches with one tiny omission. I forgot to put the Nutella on them. Whoops.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Welcome, alleged Grown Ups!



There is a point, somewhere after leaving home, when you have to start looking after yourself. Making decisions. Not eating chicken McNuggets for every meal. And, more frighteningly, having to look after other people too.

Sometimes I feel confident in my decisions as a grown up. Sometimes those decisions as a grown up involve purchasing sweaters with bunnies on. That is pretty much what this blog is going to be.